<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35815673</id><updated>2011-12-13T22:55:23.573-05:00</updated><category term='police officers'/><category term='boy scout'/><category term='exercise'/><category term='halloween'/><category term='shrimp'/><category term='strange'/><category term='news'/><category term='China'/><category term='law'/><category term='bonehead'/><category term='students'/><category term='Diane Sawyer'/><category term='college'/><category term='violence'/><category term='abortion'/><category term='cats'/><category term='popcorn'/><category term='school'/><category term='pacific'/><category term='crazy'/><category term='police'/><category term='television'/><category term='Mel Gibson'/><category term='North Korea'/><category term='self-abortion'/><category term='mugshots.'/><category term='drunk driving'/><category term='virginia'/><category term='church'/><category term='weights'/><category term='current events'/><category term='society'/><category term='Nick Nolte'/><category term='minnesota'/><category term='movies.'/><category term='NFL'/><category term='weird'/><category term='Nuclear'/><category term='top ten list'/><category term='bookstore'/><category term='criminal. tammy skinner.'/><category term='Football'/><category term='university'/><category term='moron'/><title type='text'>My Take on Today</title><subtitle type='html'>A NOT SO SERIOUS LOOK AT THE THINGS THAT ARE MAKING NEWS TODAY</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mytaketoday.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35815673/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mytaketoday.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>D. Williams</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06220352236320304453</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>10</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35815673.post-3462463455476764638</id><published>2006-10-25T19:39:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-10-25T20:33:55.678-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='halloween'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='boy scout'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='students'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='church'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bookstore'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='top ten list'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='police officers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='popcorn'/><title type='text'>Top 10 things you can do that are equivelant to robbing a Boy Scout</title><summary type='text'>I'm sure some of you have heard the vomit-inducing storing about the man to the left.  For those of you who haven't, here it is in a nutshell.  7-year-old Boy Scout, Brennan Starr was selling popcorn at a convenience store in Pennsylvania.  The man in the picture walked up to where they were set up, asked if they gave change for a hundred, they produced an envelope full of money, and the man took</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mytaketoday.blogspot.com/feeds/3462463455476764638/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35815673&amp;postID=3462463455476764638' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35815673/posts/default/3462463455476764638'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35815673/posts/default/3462463455476764638'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mytaketoday.blogspot.com/2006/10/top-10-things-you-can-do-that-are.html' title='Top 10 things you can do that are equivelant to robbing a Boy Scout'/><author><name>D. Williams</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06220352236320304453</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35815673.post-5969431303018421916</id><published>2006-10-21T21:09:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-10-21T22:25:55.552-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='law'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='criminal. tammy skinner.'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='virginia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='self-abortion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='abortion'/><title type='text'>Since when does "any", not mean ANY!</title><summary type='text'>First and foremost, allow me to get this out of the way.  I am pro-choice for the simple reason, that I don't have a choice.  I am a male, therefor the abortion issue does not apply to me.  However,  when women are allowed to shoot themselves in the stomach in order to abort a child that was hours from being born, I feel the need to speak up.  The state of Virginia where I admit embarrassingly, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mytaketoday.blogspot.com/feeds/5969431303018421916/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35815673&amp;postID=5969431303018421916' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35815673/posts/default/5969431303018421916'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35815673/posts/default/5969431303018421916'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mytaketoday.blogspot.com/2006/10/since-when-does-any-not-mean-any.html' title='Since when does &quot;any&quot;, not mean ANY!'/><author><name>D. Williams</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06220352236320304453</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35815673.post-8610917861826035</id><published>2006-10-18T18:36:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-10-18T19:21:27.638-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='crazy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='university'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='weights'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shrimp'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pacific'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='exercise'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='weird'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='strange'/><title type='text'>Have you heard the one about the shrimp lifting weights?</title><summary type='text'>No, really, have you heard that shrimp are now lifting weights? In what is quite an unbelievable waste of money and resources, Pacific University biology professor David Skolnick has built a device that measures effects of exercise on SHRIMP!!! No, not short people. Look at the picture to the left, those kinds of shrimp. Mr. Skolnick stated that the device is "somewhat like a treadmill and it </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mytaketoday.blogspot.com/feeds/8610917861826035/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35815673&amp;postID=8610917861826035' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35815673/posts/default/8610917861826035'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35815673/posts/default/8610917861826035'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mytaketoday.blogspot.com/2006/10/have-you-heard-one-about-he-shrimp.html' title='Have you heard the one about the shrimp lifting weights?'/><author><name>D. Williams</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06220352236320304453</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35815673.post-4908701572145724199</id><published>2006-10-17T17:37:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-10-17T18:50:30.699-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NFL'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='college'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='movies.'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='society'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='violence'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Football'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='television'/><title type='text'>UM, FIU Foot-Brawl:  Who is really to blame?</title><summary type='text'>Before you answer the above question, I have a few things to say. For the last week every sports station on television and radio has covered varying view points, offered "in-depth" analysis, and pretty much played the blame game along with the rest of us. I admit, I became a party to it as well. However, the one instigator that I haven't heard is the one that I am going to address today. SOCIETY!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mytaketoday.blogspot.com/feeds/4908701572145724199/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35815673&amp;postID=4908701572145724199' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35815673/posts/default/4908701572145724199'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35815673/posts/default/4908701572145724199'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mytaketoday.blogspot.com/2006/10/um-fiu-foot-brawl-who-is-really-to.html' title='UM, FIU Foot-Brawl:  Who is really to blame?'/><author><name>D. Williams</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06220352236320304453</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35815673.post-235156959873112284</id><published>2006-10-15T19:16:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-10-15T20:21:04.278-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='news'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cats'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bonehead'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='school'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='moron'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='minnesota'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='current events'/><title type='text'>Bonehead of the Week-----Week 1</title><summary type='text'>In doing research for this blog, I realized that there are a lot of people out there who just don't get it.  You know the type, people who are fully aware of what they're doing but for whatever reason just think and act a  little bit different than the rest of us.  So from now on, Sunday's post will be dedicated to the Bonehead of the Week. During the past week, there were plenty of morons to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mytaketoday.blogspot.com/feeds/235156959873112284/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35815673&amp;postID=235156959873112284' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35815673/posts/default/235156959873112284'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35815673/posts/default/235156959873112284'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mytaketoday.blogspot.com/2006/10/bonehead-of-week-week-1.html' title='Bonehead of the Week-----Week 1'/><author><name>D. Williams</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06220352236320304453</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35815673.post-6058780198361426165</id><published>2006-10-13T16:41:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-10-13T17:42:22.411-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mugshots.'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nick Nolte'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='drunk driving'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mel Gibson'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='police'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Diane Sawyer'/><title type='text'>Excuse me officer, how does my hair look?</title><summary type='text'>Let's see, what have we learned about Mel Gibson recently.  He has a touch (putting it very lightly) of anti-semitism about him.  His battle with alcoholism is, apparently, a lot longer than any of us knew.  He is an obnoxious and uncontrollable drunk.  And now we can add an almost disgustingly vain person. Recently, Mel told Diane Sawyer in an interview that when he got arrested for his recent </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mytaketoday.blogspot.com/feeds/6058780198361426165/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35815673&amp;postID=6058780198361426165' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35815673/posts/default/6058780198361426165'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35815673/posts/default/6058780198361426165'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mytaketoday.blogspot.com/2006/10/excuse-me-officer-how-does-my-hair-look.html' title='Excuse me officer, how does my hair look?'/><author><name>D. Williams</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06220352236320304453</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35815673.post-4786008162843531181</id><published>2006-10-12T19:27:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-10-12T20:12:42.588-04:00</updated><title type='text'>State of Florida Says 'Yes' to Boobs</title><summary type='text'>Ever since the presidential election of 2000, the state of Florida has been the butt of many a joke.  There was everything from the hanging chad to Katherine Harris.  But this week, the Seventh Judicial Circuit Court of Appeals said enough is enough.  The court has upheld a lower court's decision that allows women to protest TOPLESS as part of "a legitimate political protest."  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mytaketoday.blogspot.com/feeds/4786008162843531181/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35815673&amp;postID=4786008162843531181' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35815673/posts/default/4786008162843531181'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35815673/posts/default/4786008162843531181'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mytaketoday.blogspot.com/2006/10/state-of-florida-says-yes-to-boobs.html' title='State of Florida Says &apos;Yes&apos; to Boobs'/><author><name>D. Williams</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06220352236320304453</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35815673.post-3405916708450009035</id><published>2006-10-11T18:48:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-10-11T19:46:51.860-04:00</updated><title type='text'>John Mark Karr goes free??????</title><summary type='text'>Let me see if I can get this straight.  John Mark Karr, the JonBenet Ramsey murder suspect and a previous suspect in another unsolved murder, fled the country to Thailand after being released from jail, awaiting trial for child pornography charges.  Then he is flown back to Colorado by federal law enforcement officers (where,  by the way, he dined on and drank some of the delicacies that many of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mytaketoday.blogspot.com/feeds/3405916708450009035/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35815673&amp;postID=3405916708450009035' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35815673/posts/default/3405916708450009035'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35815673/posts/default/3405916708450009035'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mytaketoday.blogspot.com/2006/10/john-mark-karr-goes-free.html' title='John Mark Karr goes free??????'/><author><name>D. Williams</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06220352236320304453</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35815673.post-3635334768561673295</id><published>2006-10-10T21:51:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-10-10T22:33:17.388-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='China'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nuclear'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='North Korea'/><title type='text'>Kim Jong-Il and his band of Merrymen?</title><summary type='text'>Now that North Korea has "successfully tested a nuclear device".  They have issued a statement that basically says that if the United States does not agree to one on one talks with the country, they might be inclined to launch a nuclear tipped warhead our way.  LOL.  I'm sorry, I just have to laugh at the thought of that statement.  It's not so much the statement that makes me laugh, it's the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mytaketoday.blogspot.com/feeds/3635334768561673295/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35815673&amp;postID=3635334768561673295' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35815673/posts/default/3635334768561673295'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35815673/posts/default/3635334768561673295'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mytaketoday.blogspot.com/2006/10/kim-jong-il-and-his-band-of-merrymen.html' title='Kim Jong-Il and his band of Merrymen?'/><author><name>D. Williams</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06220352236320304453</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35815673.post-116051225651395138</id><published>2006-10-10T16:23:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-10-10T20:25:19.112-04:00</updated><title type='text'>What does this blog do?</title><summary type='text'>This blog does nothing, LOL.  It is nothing more than my take on the most covered news story of the previous day, and other important news.  I do not have any political affiliation.  You will not see any spin posted here.  It is nothing more than my comments and feelings about who, what, when, where and why a certain news story is being reported.  Please feel free to post any comments or </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mytaketoday.blogspot.com/feeds/116051225651395138/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35815673&amp;postID=116051225651395138' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35815673/posts/default/116051225651395138'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35815673/posts/default/116051225651395138'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mytaketoday.blogspot.com/2006/10/what-does-this-blog-do.html' title='What does this blog do?'/><author><name>D. 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