State of Florida Says 'Yes' to Boobs

Ever since the presidential election of 2000, the state of Florida has been the butt of many a joke. There was everything from the hanging chad to Katherine Harris. But this week, the Seventh Judicial Circuit Court of Appeals said enough is enough. The court has upheld a lower court's decision that allows women to protest TOPLESS as part of "a legitimate political protest." YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! I used to plan my weekend around sporting events. Not anymore. Anyone know when the next Save-A-Tree convention is?
Now, granted all is not rosy with this new ruling. Florida does have one of the highest percentages of senior citizens in the country. I most certainly wouldn't want Grandma Pearl demonstrating in nothing but her Grandma Pearl undies, but Granddaughter Jen, go ahead and protest til you drop. Car accidents will certainly be on the rise. No red-blooded American male will be able to keep his eyes on the road as a group of women walk around bare-chested, chanting "Hell yeah, we will SHOW." The strip clubs around town will most certainly take a hit. One of the main reasons some men don't go to the strip clubs in the first place is because we don't want to have to pay to see it. Thanks to the Seventh Circuit Court of Appeals, we no longer have to.
So come on ladies, GRAB YOUR CAUSE AND DROP YOUR DRAWERS!
Yep, laugh at us if you want America, but Florida is most certainly not the BUTT of anymore jokes.
By the way, anyone wondering what a Pornography Protest will look like? Just a thought.


Hope you enjoyed it, good night and we will talk again tomorrow.