Excuse me officer, how does my hair look?

Let's see, what have we learned about Mel Gibson recently. He has a touch (putting it very lightly) of anti-semitism about him. His battle with alcoholism is, apparently, a lot longer than any of us knew. He is an obnoxious and uncontrollable drunk. And now we can add an almost disgustingly vain person.

Recently, Mel told Diane Sawyer in an interview that when he got arrested for his recent drunk driving stop "all he could think about was the Nick Nolte mugshot, and that he didn't want to look that bad." Mel went on to say that, "he did the wet the hair thing" and used his hand as a brush so that it looked presentable. Excuse me, ahhh.......... earth to Mel, come in Mel. You get pulled over for drinking and driving and the first thing you think about is how your mugshot is going to look? Now, I will give you that the Nick Nolte mugshot is pretty bad, but come on!!!!!! How about family, or friends? Maybe even the thought of how this would affect your career? Nope, you thought about how a picture was going to make you look. Which by the way, I would be willing to bet that if you were to ask anyone who has had a mugshot taken, not one of them would be able to say, "Hey, I really liked the way that came out." You know why? Because most of them would be more concerned with the actual act that got them there in the first place. In that same interview with Diane Sawyer. Mel said that the morning after his arrest he had to, and I'm quoting here, "down a few to get through it." LOL!!!! A little "hair of the dog", huh? He went on to agree that while his children were eating breakfast and playing, he was getting drunk again!!!!!

Well, congratulations Mel. I think we all will attest that you succeeded in making your mugshot look better than Nick Nolte's. Now, maybe we can get you to live on the same planet as the rest of us. Earth to Mel, come in Mel..........never mind.

Hope you all enjoyed it, have a great day.